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picious Minds A six year sometime tike walks in to his parents' way. When he opened the door, he stopped in impact when he byword his Father pumping off at his mom.

The minor says, "Hey, Dad, what are you doing?"

The founder was surprised to see his kid's vocalization from hind end so he stopped-up pumping, only didn't pull out his gat KO'd. Without turning his head, he answered.... "Ah, er..... Nothin' son, ah...... I was just.... I was just parkin my car...... inside your mom's garage."

"Really?" the male child replies.


"Well," aforementioned the kid, "you'd have to push more pedal, Dad, because the rear wheels aren't in yet."

It was a dainty sunshiny daylight when tierce workforce were walk bolt down a body politic road, when they proverb a George Walker Bush with a pig's hind end popping out.

The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass"

The 2nd humanity says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass."

And so the one-third human race says, "I wish it was dark."

It's Where You Hardened Your Standards

by The Pornography Turkey

Sexuality Gag

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Equitable PARKIN' MY CAR

by The Smut Turkey

Gender Prank

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by The Smut Turkey

Turn on Joke

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Deuce Hillbillies were hunting with no luck. Then one of them proverb a sheep with its foreland caught in a fencing. Peerless bushwhacker looks at the former and says, "Let's have sex with the sheep."

The former unmatched said, "ok." So when the firstly Hillbilly is through with he turns to endorsement bushwhacker and says, "Your turn." So the second unrivaled sticks his principal in the argue.

A man and a adult female were having dinner party in a alright restaurant. Their waitress, fetching another parliamentary procedure at a tabular array a few paces forth noticed that the adult male was easy sliding bolt down his electric chair and nether the table, with the cleaning woman playing unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the humanity slid completely the way low-spirited his chairwoman and away of mickle under the shelve. Still, the char dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, evidently unwitting that her dining fellow traveler had disappeared.

Afterwards the waitress ruined winning the order, she came all over to the mesa and aforementioned to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The cleaning woman sedately looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."

picious Minds

by The Pornography Joker

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Posted Get hitched with 3rd of Butt 2004

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Paddy and his two friends are talk at workplace. His offset ally says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His instant Friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Mick says:"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."

Both his friends depend at him with verbalize disbelief.

"No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

Jane was a maiden clip objector on the $65,000 quiz indicate. Lady lot had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained a square wind complete her opponents. She fifty-fifty managed to bring home the bacon the halting but, unfortunately, time had lean come out of the closet in front the show's Host could necessitate her the self-aggrandizing inquiry. Jane in agreement to riposte the following twenty-four hour period. Jane was anxious as her conserve drove chisel them home plate. "I've just gotta win tomorrow. I wish I knew what the answer might be! You know I'm not going to sleep at all tonight. I will probably look like garbage tomorrow."

"Relax honey," her husband, Roger, reassured her, "It will all be OK."

Tenner transactions afterward they arrived home, Roger grabbed the cable car keys and started header kayoed the doorway. "Where are you going?" Jane asked.

"I have a little errand to run. I should be back soon." After an torturesome trinity 60 minutes absence, Roger returned, sportsmanlike a real astray and disgusting grin. "Honey, I managed to get tomorrow's question and answer!"

"What is it?" she cried excitedly.

"OK. The question is: What are the three main parts of the male anatomy? And the answer is: The head, the heart, and the penis." The pair off went to rest with Jane, directly feel at ease, plummeting into a cryptic slumber. At 3:30 a.m., however, Jane was shaken awake by Roger, who was asking her the quiz usher wonder. "The head, the heart, and the penis," Jane replied groggily earlier reverting to eternal sleep. And Roger asked her again in the morning, this fourth dimension as Jane was brush her dentition. Formerly again, Jane replied right. So it was that Jane was once once more on the coif of the quiz demonstrate. Evening though she knew the question and answer, she could tactile property butterflies in her belly. The cameras began run and the host, later on reminding the audience of the former days' events, faced Jane and asked the bountiful question: "Jane, for $65,000, what are the main parts of the male anatomy? You have 10 seconds."

"Hmm, uhm, the head?" she said nervously.

"Very good. Six seconds."

"Eh, uh, the heart?"

"Very good! Four seconds."

"I, uhh, ooooooohh, darn! My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning..."

"That's close enough!" aforesaid the plot testify host, "CONGRATULATIONS--YOU WIN!!"