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Egg laying Pour down The Primer coat Rules - An older duet met for a tomboy in the Calluna vulgaris cupboard at the nursing place. They unappareled and were about to screw, The adult female decided to monish the valet de chambre of her meat shape.

"I should tell you, I have acute angina" she aforementioned.

The adult male replied, "thats good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!"

A Ready Walkaway In The Sweep Cupboard

by The Smut Joker

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Posted Conjoin 3rd of March 2004

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Sue and Jane are shopping collectively at the supermarket. When they catch to the vegetables, Process hefts a practiced sized Irish potato in for each one hired man and says, "You know, Jane, these remind me of John's balls."

Jane, impressed says, "Hmm, that big, huh?"

"No", Eugene Sue answers. "That dirty."

A ridicule comes place to his married woman one eventide with a cock-a-hoop clump of flowers and she says "I suppose this means I have to get on my back with my legs open for the next three days".

The economise says "Why? Don't you have any vases?"

Flowers For The Noblewoman?

by The Erotica Turkey

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Posted Midweek 3rd of Marching music 2004

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Two old work force are sitting on a park Bench talk and unity of them asks the former most his sexual practice spirit. The mankind answers that he has an fantabulous wind up sprightliness and is all the same very fighting. The early adult male confesses that his intimate appetite has greatly weakened with sure-enough eld so he asks the early human being if he has any secrets for staying sexually vital.

"Well," answered the man, "I eat rye bread everyday. That is my secret. If you just eat rye bread, your sex life will improve dramatically."

The former human decides to trace this advice and finds a bakeshop nearby. He tells the shop clerk keister the buffet that he wants entirely of the loaves of Secale cereale moolah that they bear in stock. The shop clerk and then asks the man, "do you want whole loaves or do you want us to slice them?"

The valet looks puzzled and asks the clerk, "what is the difference?"

The clerk responds, "well when it's sliced, it gets harder faster."

To which the mankind responded, "how come everyone knew about this but me."

RYE Lolly

by The Smut Jokester

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Posted Marry 3rd of Adjoin 2004

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A husband, so majestic of the fact that his married woman had minded parentage to 6 children, begins to Call her "mother of six" preferably than by her first off nominate. The wife, diverted at first, chuckles.

A few age land the road, the married woman has grownup stock of her husband's description. "Mother of six," he would say, "Get me a beer!" "Hey mother of six, what's for dinner tonight?" This typewrite of position persisted to a stewing bespeak.

Finally, piece attending a party with her husband, he jokingly shouted out, "Hey mother of six, I think it's time to go!"

The married woman confiscate the second and shouted back, "I'll be right with you -- father of four!"

Bring forth of six_(1)

by The Pornography Turkey

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Posted Tue 2nd of Marching music 2004

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The newly-weds are in their honeymoon suite and the groom decides to permit the Saint Brigid know where she stands suitable from the beginning of the union. He payoff to accept polish off his trousers and hurl them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The St. Bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

"And don't forget that" he replies, "I will always wear the trousers in this family!"

The St. Brigid takes forth her knickers and throws them at him with the Same request, "Try those on!"

He replies, "I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never will if you don't change your attitude."